A few months ago I stumbled upon something you might have heard of. It’s called Twitter. A friend gave me a quick overview. I didn’t entirely get it. I did not understand what this "twitter" thing was.
But I joined, because in the end this technology lark catches up with you, and I began casually tweeting, without a clue that it would one day TAKE OVER MY LIFE.
I am not exaggerating.
I have begun having Twitter dreams in which people turn into 140 character messages that dance madly about. I’ll be halfway through a conversation and start considering how I could turn our chat into a re-tweetable gem.
I have started hashtag tweeting through tv shows. #xfactor #kirsty #downton. Two months ago I had no idea what a hashtag was. This was a happier time.
I could barely contain myself when I got my first celebrity retweet.
I am about to reach the milestone of 500 tweets. Maybe I need to kick my habit?
Rachel is drinking tea, Rachel is at work, Rachel might brush her hair in a moment, Rachel does nothing except play on Twitter, really.
Rachel is making some changes.
Rachel needs to get out more. Rachel cannot seriously be about to choose a new phone based on its tweeting ability. Rachel shamelessly wants followers. Rachel should get a life.
So goodbye. I’m going. I am definitely leaving. I need to leave before I start using haha and lol at the end of every sentence.
But first I should probably tweet this new blog post. And really, Stephen Fry is so witty. Actually why don’t you just follow me for a little bit?
Turns out, I really am a twit. Lol.
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