On the contents of the washing machine
Me: Oh, I've been meaning to ask you. Do you know why there was pasta in the washing machine?
The Boyfriend: No. Well, I mean I did cook some pasta, and maybe some has got into the washing machine.
Me: Right. But I mean, any idea how it got in there?
The Boyfriend: Was it cooked?
Me: The pasta? Yes it was cooked.
The Boyfriend: But I mean, maybe it went in raw and cooked in the machine.
Me: I'm not sure a washing machine boils for 13 minutes.
The Boyfriend: Oh well, it's solved then. We know it was cooked before it went in.
Me: Yes, but why was it in the washer?
The Boyfriend: Oh that? Yeah I've got no idea.
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