A
few months ago I stumbled upon something you might have heard of. It’s called
Twitter. A friend gave me a quick overview.
I didn’t entirely get it. I did not understand what this "twitter"
thing was.
But
I joined, because in the end this technology lark catches up with you, and I began
casually tweeting, without a clue that it would one day TAKE OVER MY LIFE.
I
am not exaggerating.
I
have begun having Twitter dreams in which people turn into 140 character
messages that dance madly about. I’ll be halfway through a conversation and
start considering how I could turn our chat into a re-tweetable gem.
I
have started hashtag tweeting through tv shows. #xfactor #kirsty #downton. Two months ago I had no idea what a hashtag
was. This was a happier time.
I
could barely contain myself when I got my first celebrity retweet.
I
am about to reach the milestone of 500 tweets. Maybe I need to kick my habit?
Rachel
is drinking tea, Rachel is at work, Rachel might brush her hair in a moment,
Rachel does nothing except play on Twitter, really.
Rachel
is making some changes.
Rachel
needs to get out more. Rachel cannot seriously be about to choose a new phone
based on its tweeting ability. Rachel shamelessly wants followers. Rachel
should get a life.
So
goodbye. I’m going. I am definitely leaving. I need to leave before I start
using haha and lol at the end of every sentence.
But
first I should probably tweet this new blog post. And really, Stephen Fry is so
witty. Actually why don’t you just follow me for a little bit?
Turns
out, I really am a twit. Lol.
I found your blog through twitter which I found through your article on investopedia. Overall, twitter is a nice little microphone.
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